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Crypto Warz

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A neon arena shooter. Twelve crypto coins swarm your ship, each with its own trick. Chain kills to push your multiplier to x10 and hold out as long as you can.

How to play

  • WASD or the arrow keys move.
  • The mouse aims: hold the click to fire.
  • A controller works too. Esc or P pauses.
  • Play sideways and drag anywhere to move.
  • Your ship aims and fires by itself.
  • Level up, prestige and chase 40 achievements. Your progress is saved in this browser.

The Coins

Twelve coins, each with its own trick. New ones join the swarm as the waves go on.

  • Cardano

    The basic homer. Steady, and the first coin you meet.

  • Ethereum

    Homes in faster than Cardano.

  • Zcash

    Darts at you, very fast.

  • Dogecoin

    Slow, but it takes 2 hits.

  • Solana

    The tank. It needs 3 shots.

  • Enjin Coin

    The tiniest coin, and the fastest.

  • Tether

    Never speeds up. Prints 3 copies when you take it down.

  • Chainlink

    Comes as a chain of links. Break every one.

  • XRP

    Locks on, then dashes in a line. Step aside.

  • Litecoin

    Dodges your shots.

  • Bitcoin

    The boss. Takes 4 direct hits, so take it down first.

  • BNB

    The gravity well. Pulls you in and swallows coins.

In the arena

A run in Crypto Warz: the neon ship fires into a swarm of glowing coin tokens warping in around the edges of a blue grid, with the score along the top and the x10 multiplier below.
Seven Bitcoin bosses and a chain of Chainlink coins close in on the ship at a x10 multiplier.
A BNB gravity well bends the grid and pulls coins toward it while a Chainlink chain snakes past.